the guy i’m dating reminds me so much of Jason Segel it’s hard not to scream out Jason during sex. That’s not weird right?
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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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Ok ok…enough bitching
back to my regularly scheduled hilarity
I’m not chasing you.
I’m replacing you.
The best campaign counter-attack video I HAVE EVER SEEN. Obama 2012
”So we’re going to call their BS when we see it and we need your help to call them on it too and set the record straight. So share this, tweet it, facebook it, I keep hearing about tumblr and whatever that is…please use that too. Thank you.”
-Stephanie Cutter / Deputy Campaign Manager at Obama for America.
And a Tumblr shout-out.
Just for the tumblr plug at the end >.<
You have my axe, Obama campaign.
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